What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:23
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Why do diabetic people sweat so much?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why should we share our wife with others?
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III